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I was told to post something here about me. So:

I'm Clarice Ferguson. I'm 15. I'm purple. I also hate my fucking parents for dumping me here on 4 hours notice. I also hate them for making me stay in the house for nearly three months!!

For my own protection they said. Well, bah! Fuck that! Then they send me here! Which, I suppose is better, at least there seem to be grounds and whatnot. But still, online shopping is LAME.

Please tell me there is something salvagable here? swords maybe? I fence foil and sabre. A dance team (not that I expect to compete, but anyways) - SOMETHING?

also, where are my roommates? I see 2 beds and no people...

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[x-blink.livejournal.com]

hi Doug!

[x-marrow.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, were you saying something?

[x-marrow.livejournal.com]

Come take a look at my door. They decorated it (and when I say "they" what I mean is "Paige"). It's terrifying. And blinding when it works.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Just pointing out that you do occasionally play favorites just a little bit. :)

[x-marrow.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well I didn't see you treating _your_ family just like you do everybody else. Besides, those kids deserve a fucking break. That, and lessons on how to break people's necks without breaking a sweat.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Didn't mean to imply it was a bad thing. I think it's great you got some of your family back.

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

Image inducers. You've not met Kurt or Dr. McCoy yet, obviously. They're both blue and fuzzy. Awfully nice, don't let the fur put you off. They have image inducers to be able to go out in public without starting riots. If you can borrow one/get your own you'd be able to go out.

Sorry.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

We were out shopping, and.. I seem to have taken a rather long nap in the rec room.

I apoligize for the art materials that are everywhere right now.

I believe that Kurt fences, and Shiro has a sword - a.. katana, I believe? Kitty does ballet, and Jubilee does gymnastics when she remembers.

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

If I am guessing right, from the interesting piles of luggage - and the picture, maybe an emergency trip to the mall would be in order, if Doctor McCoy can find one of the spare image inducers?

The mall has Hot Topic, and another store that is similar. And corndogs on sticks, which is not one of its high points, unless you ask Jubilee

Ee.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I always forget to do this. I am Marie-Ange - one of your roommates, and the person probably responsible for the random animated looking things that occasionally wander around here.

Do not be surprised if Jamie asks you if "Blinky has eaten your socks yet.".

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I know. Just wait a couple hours.

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I try anyway.

Thank you.

Hey.

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Do you guys still have that game with the robot and the cat-fox-.. thing? I don't know what he is?

That one was fairly easy to learn.

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I don't know about you, but I can skip corndog on a stick and head straight to hot topic. I need the nightmare before christmas stuff.

hell, I need to not shop online.

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*hordes her socks carefully* does Blinky eat socks? I happen to be rather fond of many pairs, especially my knee-high Jack Skeleton ones.

Re: Hey.

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Ratchet and Clank? Yeah, it's . . . actually, I let Artie borrow it and he might've let 'Yana borrow it, so I'm not entirely sure where it is. Hang on.

Oh, well, of course it's in the sock drawer, how silly of me.

That reminds me, I was gonna see if Miles liked it before I tried teaching him how to play Warcraft. :) But it'd make a good "Hello, and Welcome to the Land that is Better Than 8-Bit" game for Clarice too.

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Jubilee is obsessed with making me eat one.

Hot Topic is not usually my store for shopping, although I like some of the less risque things.

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it is not the place for semi-formals, but if you haven't already noticed, most of my wardrobe is from there.

I like plaid. They have great stuff.

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No, he doesn't eat socks. Nor is he trying to take over the world, no matter what Jamie might have said in other journal entries.

I suppose I could make him eat a sock, but it would just stick in the stuff that my images are made of until I made him go away, and then it would fall on the floor.

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... which one is Warcraft?

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there is nothing wrong with 8-bit, I can count that high!

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oh, well that's okay then. it's nice to know I don't have to hide my lovely silly socks.

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I am sure that on short notice, we could find something close to semi-formal.

Or at least, a skirt and top.

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You might have to label them though. Sock wars have been known to break out.

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I have skirts in every conceivable plaid possible. and many that shouldn't've been conceived. like some people (not you. just thinking).