MONSTER - a person obsessed with wanting to be a mutant

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the next time I decide to hang out with MONSTER, shoot me.

now I know how G-d or a politician feels - every action critiqued and every word misconstrued. and nothing you can do to correct them.

I feel dirty. not as dirty as I felt at the beginning of the year, but close. never again.

Comments

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

Well, you know what they say about it not being the size that counts.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

exactly.

isn't it sad that I see my ochem book more than other humans? especially guys? I so need a date.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

Just leave it up to me. I'll find you someone fantastic.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

leave it up to you?!

I've MET your idea Mr. Fantastic! besides, who's left except Forge and Mondo? I am NOT that desperate!

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

Are you saying my Bobby isn't actually fantastic? I can beat you up you know.

And duh, we're college girls now. There is life outside Xavier's!

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

you can't beat me up, for I know fencing-ninja fu!

and Bobby is fantasmic, I am sure. (how is he, btw?)

good point. college of 50,000ish, you'd think I could find ONE guy not in MONSTER insterested in dating me!

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

He's much better now that he's not ice.

Never date groupies. That's the first rule of fame.

There's got to be someone on campus. I'll find them. I have great taste.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

you read overheard in NY?

"a groopie is a ho with standards."

You have AWFUL taste. not as bad as Dani, but then, no one has taste as bad as hers.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

What? That's horrible untruth! I've great taste.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

I'd say it, but I love you, so I won't.

this is me being restrained ;)

and I am sure that Bobby tastes wonderful.