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Dear Bearded Men,

GROOM THYSELF IF YOU WANT TO GET WITH A LADY. Or hell, with me. I like the bearded hipster mountain man look, but you shouldn't be raggedy, dirty, and nasty. And if you are, HELL NO.

Love,

The feisty wench

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Beard burn is so not my thing. The very least they can do is try and make the hair softer.

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right? and get the food out after eating!