They might be crazy, but they is my family

Sun, 01 Feb 2026 23:26:22 GMT

okay, who knew tap was so hard?

like. I did it when I was 4. it was fun, idk,I don't remember it. But it is kicking my ass!! and I'm not out of shape!

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when I grow up

Sat, 03 May 2025 17:04:59 GMT

okay, so obviously this is a big what if, but... what would you do for a career if fit weren't a mutant and you had the opportunity??

Think I would have killed it as a personal stylist and shopper.

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Fri, 29 Nov 2024 02:25:06 GMT

come to me, black Friday online sales, my beloved....

girls? I'm going shopping if you want things!

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Sun, 21 Jul 2024 22:58:58 GMT

apparently one of the upcoming fall fashion trends is "Big cat."

I, for one, am very excited to see if I can wear one of our cats as an accessory.

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Sat, 23 Mar 2024 12:54:23 GMT

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Mon, 04 Mar 2024 00:06:45 GMT

I don't watch anime and kdramas, but if I did, today is the day to watch.

but I'm not doing that. nope.

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Wed, 31 Jan 2024 21:35:13 GMT

Hello from paradise. I'm not missing January in New York at all. But I'm healing well.

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Thu, 25 Jan 2024 16:40:59 GMT

I've entered my caftan wench phase and loving it.

sweats are fine and dandy in the cold, but nothing is better than a brightly coloured, shapeless dress in the heat.

I think I've slept more in the last couple weeks than I have in years and I swear I'm a new person.

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takes more than that to keep me down

Tue, 09 Jan 2024 15:19:15 GMT

Hey all, I'm alive! Woohoo!! So much better than the alternative. I'm in France and I'll be released probably tomorrow so long as I behave. Ugh. Medical people really are the worst patients.

Anyways, I'm not coming back for a while, girlfriend is going to visit Rita Repulsa at her moon base and take a vacation. If you really really need me.... I'll be back. Because I just can't quit ya.

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Fri, 08 Dec 2023 17:46:14 GMT

once again, I'm contemplating buying an island. not a large one or one with amenities like shelter. just....a beach. trees. equatorial climate.

do I have that kind of money? no.

am I going to let that stop me? also, no.

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Barbie

Thu, 17 Aug 2023 00:24:30 GMT

I have one complaint about the Barbie movie.

I look terribad in pink.

yes, it is all about the woes of being purple. Kermit understands.

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Fri, 04 Aug 2023 19:05:16 GMT

songs to do CPR to

I'm not Rick Rolling anyone. Promise.

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why Thursday?

Thu, 27 Jul 2023 17:49:53 GMT

any one else want to go to the beach and get Dairy Queen?

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Mon, 15 May 2023 17:33:01 GMT

I bought a new sword and she needs a name.

suggestions?

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Fri, 24 Mar 2023 18:47:40 GMT

no one break themselves, I'm going to the spa and I will find every painful way you don't like to get revenge if I'm interrupted.

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Tue, 16 Aug 2022 00:37:41 GMT

anyone want to spar? I'm feeling an urge for swords today

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I think I'm going to hang this on my door

Thu, 12 May 2022 01:09:06 GMT

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Thu, 21 Apr 2022 23:51:21 GMT

How is it April?

Why is it April?

Wasn't it January yesterday?!

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this pin speaks to my soul

Thu, 17 Mar 2022 01:34:41 GMT

of course I bought it.

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Sun, 27 Feb 2022 20:45:45 GMT

anyone else get sucked into cleaning pinterest and tiktok and then they start cleaning and then they get about halfway through and realize, not only is it toxic femininity, but you've just made a bigger mess and you're just....done?

because I'm currently buried under my clothes and I can't get up.

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Wed, 15 Dec 2021 17:03:54 GMT

you know, the older I get, the more I just want to punch the salvation army bell rings in the nose.

and it is really really hard to remember that violence is not the answer.

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Sat, 30 Oct 2021 23:36:04 GMT

Amazing how much better I feel after sleeping 14 hours, eating (thanks Arthur!) and a bath. I mean, I still feel like refried shit, but that's a significant step up from how I felt like....2 days ago.

I have also decided that I need to redo my Christmas/holiday decor. And because I love you all, it will not be beach-themed.

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Sat, 02 Oct 2021 01:03:08 GMT

I'm watching Miss Congeniality and I'm just. Why did I hate this movie when it came out? it is SO GOOD!!

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Sat, 22 May 2021 01:49:38 GMT

I really love this crop top trend.

bra's are evil.

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Sun, 16 May 2021 14:15:12 GMT

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