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Hold on here the what?

Oh, we must have gotten a new Kyle that isn't entered in the system yet. Or it's someone's middle name. Or an unknown first name. Fess up, who's "Kyle"?

Forge, forge, forge. please.

were you knocked on the head recently or something?

Your former ROOMMATE, Kyle.

Stay where you are, I need to tase you to see if you turn blue and scaly. Be a good sport and don't go anywhere, I'm not moving too quickly at the moment.

I'm on crutches and I suspect I can still out run you.

I'm not blue and scaly. I am purple and FABULOUS!

I'm on a cane, it's a race!

dude. fake leg vs a cast.

my cast comes off next week. your leg comes off in the shower.

BITE ME, Tin Man.

Oh, don't you "Tin Man" me, Judas! I thought we were bros! Why do I gotta hear about this secondhand? I mean, well done, but still! It's the principle!

Dude, when's the last time we, you know, HAD a conversation?

Uh. Uh. As soon as I get back from getting Teh Lootz from the family? Which would be the 27th?

cool :) you know I'm free to travel anytime.

LOOT! (so my mom gave me all natural clothes. like, hippy clothes. ew!)

Yeah, I had to get another duffel for all my loots.

now that is teh!win

your mom being cool?

Well, a lot is clothes.

She's ... well, she's not being as crazy as usual. I got stuff, she hasn't said anything about my hair or fangs this year. I got the lecture on not chewing on the turkey leg, but I guess a guy can't win 'em all.

don't turkey legs have splinters like chicken? chewing on them could be majorly bad.

there is nothing wrong with clothes. unless they're from my mom.

Yeah, she kinda said the same thing.

I can't complain. Means I don't have to buy new jeans until I start destroying the cuffs on these and that'll take months.

so the bone-chewing wasn't the problem, merely which bones you were chewing on for potential health reasons. that is a distinct improvement. and ew, sounding like your mom is bad.

jeans! woo!

She's not a fan of it in general when I do it. She just, you know, had kind of a point this time around.

Yep. Means I can downgrade most of the current ones to climbing in the trees status, and the old tree-jeans to "Cooking Class Homework and other Messy Crap" jeans.

Which reminds me, I gotta email Lorna. I made pie! It was awesome pie. Made of apples. Apple pie!

... which I've totally eaten like half of now.

mmm, pie. I like pie. we had apple pie too at my dad's but it was not homemade.

he gave me a new comforter bed set. so cool! it has EVERYTHING in it!

I cheated with the crust. Because, dude, I am not that fricking domesticated. Raar.

Everything?

damn ;)

um. sheets, pillow cases (including decorative shams), comforter and dust ruffle. it's like 10 pieces.

... what the hell's a dust ruffle?

it goes around the bottom of your bed and hides the stuff under your bed.

sometimes called a bed skirt.

... Uh.

Remind me to never show you my room. Because, uh... yeah.

I need to get you some sheets made out of the self-repairing fabric, because dude, if you're still sleeping on a bare mattress with your blankie...

Two blankies. If you're gonna mock, be, like, mathmatically right and stuff.