I'm entitled to cheese with my whine.

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I thought I'd have more hair than this by now.

I mean, it's been like 6 months. Granted, my hair didn't start growing back until a few months ago, but STILL. I WANT MY HAIR!!!

It's like ew. It's past the fuzzy buzz cut thing and is just this wispy not really long, not really short, can't really be styled and not enough weird in-between place. Which is WORSE than not having any at all. UGH.

Oh and everyone at school thinks I've got cancer on top of being a mutant. Which makes me even uncooler than usual. Except the M.O.N.S.T.E.R.s apparently missed me and are trying to fatten me up for slaughter. Ah, my little minions. I can do no wrong (except leave without explanation which got me sternly spoken to). I'm beginning to appreciate the little wannabes.

Comments

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, you could totally milk this. "Blah, blah, filthy mutie, blah, blah." "FUCK YOU I HAVE CANCER!" I mean, it totally works on "That's what your mom said last night." "MY MOM HAS CANCER YOU DICKFACE!"

Or not. I say it could work.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

...yeah, but like, that's way uncool.

I pretend to have morals. Though the radiation I had was kinda like going through one GIANT cancer radiation treatment.

I just want my hair back!!!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Mostly kidding, but I still say you could get away with it.

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Just because I COULD does not mean I SHOULD.

but I know. And it is SO TEMPTING.