They might be crazy, but they is my family

come to me, black Friday online sales, my beloved....

girls? I'm going shopping if you want things!

Hello from paradise. I'm not missing January in New York at all. But I'm healing well.

Hey all, I'm alive! Woohoo!! So much better than the alternative. I'm in France and I'll be released probably tomorrow so long as I behave. Ugh. Medical people really are the worst patients.

Anyways, I'm not coming back for a while, girlfriend is going to visit Rita Repulsa at her moon base and take a vacation. If you really really need me.... I'll be back. Because I just can't quit ya.

I have one complaint about the Barbie movie.

I look terribad in pink.

yes, it is all about the woes of being purple. Kermit understands.

any one else want to go to the beach and get Dairy Queen?

no one break themselves, I'm going to the spa and I will find every painful way you don't like to get revenge if I'm interrupted.

of course I bought it.

you know, the older I get, the more I just want to punch the salvation army bell rings in the nose.

and it is really really hard to remember that violence is not the answer.