no jail time for me today

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The Jonas Brothers were at the mall today.

I swear to God...it was all I could do not to teleport their heads off and mount them on stakes in the front yard for all to see. Or their obnoxious little teeny bopper fans.

Were we EVER that young?!?!?! On second thought, don't answer that.

Comments

[x-cynosure.livejournal.com]

They'll grow up and develop taste eventually.

Or not. Then you may proceed with the decapitations.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

This is why I stay AWAY from malls. Well, okay, no, it's totally because people stink and malls stink and are loud, but it's the same thing.

[x-penance.livejournal.com]

You are not liking their music?

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

Oh good! What's the cut off? 10?

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

I had to go get some stuff! I didn't know they would be there or I would have gone somewhere else!

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

y'know...I'm not sure I've ever heard their music.

I think I just don't like THEM. Or their purity rings.

[x-cynosure.livejournal.com]

Be a little charitable -- wait until they're at least old enough to be tried as adults.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's a great reason to want to go all crazy-homicidal mode.

[x-empath.livejournal.com]

Their style is much to be desired from the waist down. At least where one is concerned, he can dress as far as shirts and ties. The others, yes, well, I'm sure he likes to pretend they are not related.

[x-penance.livejournal.com]

But you are not knowing them, yes? So how can you not like them because of the way they are looking or what the magazines are saying? Is that not the same as when the people are not liking the mutants because of how we are looking?

And I do not know what the purity ring is. I will have to go and look this thing up.

[x-dryad.livejournal.com]

Well it's a ring that you'd wear on your left ring finger and it's to represent that you made a commitment to God and your future spouse to wait to have sexual relations until you are married.

[x-penance.livejournal.com]

I see. Thank you for the explaining.

And this is thought to be the bad thing?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

It's stupid because most people don't wait, and even the ones who say they're waiting a lot of the time and get those rings don't wait, they just lie about it or get them because their folks want them to.

[x-penance.livejournal.com]

Oh, so it is the lying that is the bad thing and not the wanting to wait, yes?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, if people want to wait, people want to wait. It's that whole doing it just because your parents say so or doing it to be an ass to people who didn't wait part that's shitty. Also people who wear them but then have sex - or swear they're not having sex but blow the quarterback behind the bleachers or something.

[x-penance.livejournal.com]

I see. Thank you Kyle.

I still think it's an icky thing to be doing, that thing you say is being done to the football boy.

[x-cloudy.livejournal.com]

I don't know, I think the music is kinda catchy. :D But they are total Disney dorks.

[x-cynosure.livejournal.com]

As ill-informed and hypocritical as the "it's not really sex!" blowjob may be, it is still better than saddlebacking.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

What's saddlebacking? Should I be looking this up? This isn't something I should be taking notes on, should I?

[x-cynosure.livejournal.com]

The act of engaging in m/f anal sex under the delusion that so long as the hymen is intact, so is the virginity. Usually performed by young, inadequately educated people sans condoms.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

*raises eyebrows* Ow. Also, wow but that's not safe. But also ow. Especially since I figure they wouldn't use lube? Why am I having this conversation? Kyle, I blame you. I don't know why, but I'm sure it's your fault.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

Oh, FINE. If I must, I must.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

I thought so.

[x-penance.livejournal.com]

Can we please not be talking about such things on the journals? I do not think it is proper for the teacher like Mr. Beaubier to be saying such things.