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good morning

I did not get arrested last night. I win.

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What did you do that might have gotten you arrested?

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public drunkenness, public lewdity, indecent exposure, assault, and public embarrassment of a man.

it was my birthday and it was fun!

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Seems like a pretty high bar for a birthday.

Hope you had tons of fun!

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you should have been there!

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I know :( I had an absurdly early morning

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damn adulthood.

sometimes, you're too responsible.

then again, that's why I took today off.

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See, you're responsible in your own way. It comes with the age.

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I try.

sometimes.

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Well I'm impressed.

Also, assault?

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we were dancing and he decided to kiss me. with tongue.

I might not be locked in chastity, but I at LEAST need to know his last name before we start exchanging bodily fluids, you know?

So I bit him. When he pushed me and ripped my shirt, I kicked him in the balls. No fancy self-defense needed.

That effectively ended my time at the club last night.

if he's lucky, I'll let him live to see tomorrow.

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...my oh my.

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you missed all the fun.

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Well, I had a nice long cuddle session with my pillow, so I feel okay with my decisions.

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I do enjoy those, too

AFTER birthday shenanigans :D