I think I'm going to hang this on my door

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If at first you don't succeed, mutate and try again?

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I've been irradiated AND mutated.

I'm practically immortal.

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That's a pretty strong level of Has Seen Some Shit.

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I had the most hideous blonde wigs. because if you're going to feel like shit and you're purple, you should just embrace the suck and wear hideous blonde wigs

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Pfft, get digested then get back to me.

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I was way too intimate with dinosaur dong