I think I'm going to hang this on my door

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[xp_hawkeye]

Words to live by, I guess?

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seems appropriate for here

[xp_mayhem]

If at first you don't succeed, mutate and try again?

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I've been irradiated AND mutated.

I'm practically immortal.

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That's a pretty strong level of Has Seen Some Shit.

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I had the most hideous blonde wigs. because if you're going to feel like shit and you're purple, you should just embrace the suck and wear hideous blonde wigs

[xp_cypher]

Pfft, get digested then get back to me.

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I was way too intimate with dinosaur dong

[xp_loa]

Are these words of warning that I should take seriously? We the people want to know.

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take it how how you want. I've found them to be true

[xp_loa]

Well, I guess I gotta get gud, so the mutated things that try to kill me can't. Or maybe become what mutates? Not sure on the killing, but could be fun? 🤔

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killing isn't fun, at least if you're not a psychopath. sociopath? I get them confused. maybe if you're a sadist.

anyways. don't get killed.

[xp_loa]

Won’t be killed OR do any killing likely — bad wording on my part but neither is really my jam.
Unrelated: Do you do embroideries/stitchings? And do you do them for commissions?

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I can... what are you wanting?

I usually knit or crochet though