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I was told to post something here about me. So:

I'm Clarice Ferguson. I'm 15. I'm purple. I also hate my fucking parents for dumping me here on 4 hours notice. I also hate them for making me stay in the house for nearly three months!!

For my own protection they said. Well, bah! Fuck that! Then they send me here! Which, I suppose is better, at least there seem to be grounds and whatnot. But still, online shopping is LAME.

Please tell me there is something salvagable here? swords maybe? I fence foil and sabre. A dance team (not that I expect to compete, but anyways) - SOMETHING?

also, where are my roommates? I see 2 beds and no people...

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[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Hey Clarice!

Your roomies are probably, as Ms. Braddock said, doing the crazy last minutes holiday thing. It's really exactly the same as every day here, but with more pine scented freshness.

Come find me if they don't show up soon. I'm one of the blonde gals in the elf outfit. No, this is not part of my mutation, more what happens when people take advantage of your kindness and it goes TERRIBLY WRONG.

Anyway, there is plenty to do here, I promise. Don't listen to Sarah when she pops in here. ;)

(teasing, Sarah)

Do you happen to ride?

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah.

Postscript: I'm Paige. :D

hi Paige!

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elf costume? do I want to know?

I'm unpacking for the moment, my stuff is smushied b/c I didn't get time to pack. I'm also trying to find out what I forgot, but I'll wander down in a little bit. of course, I'm not sure I'll be able to get back to my room if I leave it.

Re: hi Paige!

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Oh, don't worry, we have really sweet people who double as tourguides somewhere in the building.

If not, there's also me. I could bring you back. :)

And bring an iron for your smushied stuff!

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Oh come on, you're warning people now? Where's the fun in that?

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you must be Sarah. why is she warning me about you?

[x-marrow.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm Sarah. And I have no idea why she's warning you about me. Ask her, I guess.

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I'm asking, Paige.

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Sarah, naughty thing that she is, is trying to make "newbie intimidation" a professional sport.

She trains at the mansion.

I swear, she's... nice after. No, really!

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so far she hasn't been intimidating. I think maybe she's feeling nice because it's Christmas. or else she just like purple.

[x-marrow.livejournal.com]

I'll let you in on a little secret. I don't like Christmas.

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well, I like getting and giving stuff, but I hate the music. and the decorations. why must people be so happy about Christmas starting in October?!

[x-marrow.livejournal.com]

Come take a look at my door. They decorated it (and when I say "they" what I mean is "Paige"). It's terrifying. And blinding when it works.

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I know. Just wait a couple hours.

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I'm an equal-opportunity intimidator. I don't play favorites.

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*coughMilescoughArtiecough*

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I'm sorry, were you saying something?

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Just pointing out that you do occasionally play favorites just a little bit. :)

[x-marrow.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well I didn't see you treating _your_ family just like you do everybody else. Besides, those kids deserve a fucking break. That, and lessons on how to break people's necks without breaking a sweat.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Didn't mean to imply it was a bad thing. I think it's great you got some of your family back.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Sorry, Sarah.

You get the next one, kay?

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I'm hurt. I really am.

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No, not the hurt!Sarah!

No one can resist (not like that) the hurt!Sarah...