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[xp_blink]

I was told to post something here about me. So:

I'm Clarice Ferguson. I'm 15. I'm purple. I also hate my fucking parents for dumping me here on 4 hours notice. I also hate them for making me stay in the house for nearly three months!!

For my own protection they said. Well, bah! Fuck that! Then they send me here! Which, I suppose is better, at least there seem to be grounds and whatnot. But still, online shopping is LAME.

Please tell me there is something salvagable here? swords maybe? I fence foil and sabre. A dance team (not that I expect to compete, but anyways) - SOMETHING?

also, where are my roommates? I see 2 beds and no people...

Comments

[x-marrow.livejournal.com]

Oh come on, you're warning people now? Where's the fun in that?

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

you must be Sarah. why is she warning me about you?

[x-marrow.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm Sarah. And I have no idea why she's warning you about me. Ask her, I guess.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

I'm asking, Paige.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Sarah, naughty thing that she is, is trying to make "newbie intimidation" a professional sport.

She trains at the mansion.

I swear, she's... nice after. No, really!

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

so far she hasn't been intimidating. I think maybe she's feeling nice because it's Christmas. or else she just like purple.

[x-marrow.livejournal.com]

I'll let you in on a little secret. I don't like Christmas.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

well, I like getting and giving stuff, but I hate the music. and the decorations. why must people be so happy about Christmas starting in October?!

[x-marrow.livejournal.com]

Come take a look at my door. They decorated it (and when I say "they" what I mean is "Paige"). It's terrifying. And blinding when it works.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

I know. Just wait a couple hours.

[x-marrow.livejournal.com]

I'm an equal-opportunity intimidator. I don't play favorites.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

*coughMilescoughArtiecough*

[x-marrow.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, were you saying something?

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Just pointing out that you do occasionally play favorites just a little bit. :)

[x-marrow.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well I didn't see you treating _your_ family just like you do everybody else. Besides, those kids deserve a fucking break. That, and lessons on how to break people's necks without breaking a sweat.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Didn't mean to imply it was a bad thing. I think it's great you got some of your family back.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Sorry, Sarah.

You get the next one, kay?

[x-marrow.livejournal.com]

I'm hurt. I really am.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

No, not the hurt!Sarah!

No one can resist (not like that) the hurt!Sarah...