Effective Immediately

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The Pixie Express has added the following restrictions to the usual global teleportation service:

1). you must weigh less than Cain. significantly less.
2). attacking the pixie in any form, including dive-bombing babies, will not be allowed
3). keep all hands and feel inside the teleportation disc or you will lose them. permanately.


Thank you, and we hope you continue using the Pixie Express.

Comments

[x-bamf.livejournal.com]

I think perhaps this once the divebombing baby can be excused.

Does anyone have any headache pills?

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

welll, yes because my warning was not posted then. the NEXT divebombing baby though, no mercy! or something ;) I'll make them eat brussel sprouts!