WTFBBQ?!?!

[xp_blink]

Nathan, I swear, if my jaw bruises, I am holding you responsible for coming to class with me and holding a sign that says "I HIT GIRLS" on it so I won't have to explain it.

OH SHIT. What if those crazy MONSTERites think it's some anti-mutant attack? FUCKADUCK!

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[x-forge.livejournal.com]

This is why I don't play the "circle around and let people punch me" games, you realize.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

oh, but it's fun! like when I managed to knock Nate on his ASS.

[x-wolverine.livejournal.com]

Real simple lesson here.

Don't block with your face.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

hahaha. so funny.

no shit sherlock.

[xp_daytripper]

You could always tell them:

a) You're a superhero who dresses up as a [insert creature of choice] and Fights Crime;

b) You're a ninja and now you'll have to kill them;

or

c) You hit yourself in the face with a door.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Of course, she could also just get away with saying it's a skin condition. She's purple, who's going to know any different?

[x-rahne.livejournal.com]

I really did run face-first into a door once when I was little. Well, a doorway. The cut closed up quick, but I had a dent in my forehead for a few weeks.