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hangover morning turned into hangover afternoon.

ha.

oh, st. paddy's. and if anyone calls it 'st. patty's' i'm going to rearrange their face.

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Man have I mentioned lately how much I love my healing factor?

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

bite me, kyle.

the intent was a couple beers. the reality was a couple beers and more than a couple shots. car bombs are killer. hyuk hyuk.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Pretty sure if I bite you it'll hurt more than your hangover.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

ah, but it'd be a nice distraction.

and then when i go to school tomorrow they can be all 'what happened' and i can say i got bit by my ex and it'd be a GREAT STORY. which is better than 'oh, hangovers suck.'

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I am not chewing your ear off so that you can have an excuse to sleep through whatever wacked out anatomy class you want to sleep through.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

that's gross, ozzy. agreed, no chewing ears off.

and i'm not sleeping through class. i'm a big girl and i have coffeeeeeeee!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Hey. No Ozzy comments. I have never bitten the head off a bird, bat or any other thing with wings. Not even Jay.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

noooooooooooooo comment. too easy.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You can't no comment when I set you up for a comment! HOW IS THAT FAIR?

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

life's not fair, buddyboy!

but fine. i can't stand to see a grown werewolf cry.

biting does not always mean "biting off" you know. also, with Jay I am sure it was more sucking.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Hey hey hey. Werewolves turn into wolves. *I* am sorta-fuzzy and fangy all the time, 24/7 365/6 days a year. Nick and Rahne and occasionally Marius when he's bored of only having two legs are werewolves. I am an atavistic possibly vulpine feral mutant without trans formative capability.

(Look, you listen to Docs Moira, Hank and Jean say it enough, it sticks, even if you're me.)

also fangs = none of that, because Jay didn't want it bit off.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

yes, yes, yes, I KNOW. but watching you flail is fun.

thanks for the TMI. now I can REALLY do my reading.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I'm just sayin', if you're gonna mock, mock correctly. I have weird feet and monster teeth and gross eating habits. Plenty of things to make fun of without going down the Michael J. Fox/bad sitcom Teen Wolf road.

(oh my god are you watching the new Teen Wolf because 'rice, it is SO. BAD.)

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

Remember Teen Wolf on ABCfamily? It was like, so bad it was good. And Merton Dingle was cute.

(I saw an ep. and then I had to turn it off because it resembled my life in the WORST ways)

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I never got to watch TV as a kid. wait, you mean big Wolf on Campus? I watched like all of that on DVD last semester.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

oh! yeah! that's what I meant.

can I borrow those DVDs?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's on the bottom shelf of my DVD holder with all the rest of the bad shows I own.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

I like your bad shows.

I'll come get it around dinner time. showering would be the next goal in my life.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

I have some hangover reliever in my office if you want some. It's a concoction some of my classmates and I came up with during medical school.

It may cause some tingling in the tongue and the linger smell of chili peppers but it works.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

mmm, I'm okay. I showered and ate and am now enjoying TV meant for people half my page while pretending to read case-studies on hemophilia.

I think I need to know this hang over cure though in case of next time.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

That, I'm afraid, I cannot divulge upon penalty of death from my former classmates.

Glad you're feeling better, though.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

boo hiss!

I'm in medical school, I count!

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry. It is a sacred oath we must take to help treat the world's overdrinkers. It is not something we take lightly...lest it be put in the wrong hands by inadvertent means.

The world as we know it could be put at risk.

There could be chaos. Dogs and cats. Living together. Mass hysteria.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

I'll go get my sensible shoes...

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Proper footwear is important when attending to major alcohol-related incidents.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

nonskid is important.

upchucking may occur.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Among other things.

When I was a resident one of the patients, who was horribly drunk, managed to shove 6 thumbtacks up his nose...

And this is why having a designated hoverer is important to keep you from doing stupid things while drunk.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

...wow, that's special.

my fave so far is the girl who "accidentally" found a barbie doll in her ass and then couldn't get it out.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Medicine is fun, isn't it?

Makes you want to hide in the break room sometimes to stifle the giggling.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

Oh, definitely.

There's actually a whole book about things found in people that should not be there. Not just in their asses.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

When I go to medical conferences there's usually a section of the night devoted to the person who can tell the best medical story. The winner gets a "golden" stethoscope that gets kept until the next conference.

The last guy, Marty, treated a guy who had shoved a lightbulb somewhere.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

niiiiiiiiiiice

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

And he wasn't drunk.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

that just makes it better, really.

I'd like to think that it is common sense not to shove anything breakable in places like that, but clearly, common sense is not common. Though, it does at least make the barbie more understandable. slightly.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

There's always someone out there who thinks it'll be okay and then it gets put in a medical manual in case someone tries it again.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

so long as I am not that person, I am okay with this!

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

Isn't there a psych disorder that makes people eat things that aren't food? Like nails and glass and stuff.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

yes, there is. It's called Pica.