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hangover morning turned into hangover afternoon.

ha.

oh, st. paddy's. and if anyone calls it 'st. patty's' i'm going to rearrange their face.

Date: 2012-03-18 07:17 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Man have I mentioned lately how much I love my healing factor?

Date: 2012-03-18 07:19 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-blink.livejournal.com
bite me, kyle.

the intent was a couple beers. the reality was a couple beers and more than a couple shots. car bombs are killer. hyuk hyuk.

Date: 2012-03-18 07:19 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Pretty sure if I bite you it'll hurt more than your hangover.

Date: 2012-03-18 07:21 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-blink.livejournal.com
ah, but it'd be a nice distraction.

and then when i go to school tomorrow they can be all 'what happened' and i can say i got bit by my ex and it'd be a GREAT STORY. which is better than 'oh, hangovers suck.'

Date: 2012-03-18 07:40 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
I am not chewing your ear off so that you can have an excuse to sleep through whatever wacked out anatomy class you want to sleep through.

Date: 2012-03-18 07:41 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-blink.livejournal.com
that's gross, ozzy. agreed, no chewing ears off.

and i'm not sleeping through class. i'm a big girl and i have coffeeeeeeee!

Date: 2012-03-18 07:42 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Hey. No Ozzy comments. I have never bitten the head off a bird, bat or any other thing with wings. Not even Jay.

Date: 2012-03-18 07:43 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-blink.livejournal.com
noooooooooooooo comment. too easy.

Date: 2012-03-18 07:43 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
You can't no comment when I set you up for a comment! HOW IS THAT FAIR?

Date: 2012-03-18 07:46 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-blink.livejournal.com
life's not fair, buddyboy!

but fine. i can't stand to see a grown werewolf cry.

biting does not always mean "biting off" you know. also, with Jay I am sure it was more sucking.

Date: 2012-03-18 07:48 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Hey hey hey. Werewolves turn into wolves. *I* am sorta-fuzzy and fangy all the time, 24/7 365/6 days a year. Nick and Rahne and occasionally Marius when he's bored of only having two legs are werewolves. I am an atavistic possibly vulpine feral mutant without trans formative capability.

(Look, you listen to Docs Moira, Hank and Jean say it enough, it sticks, even if you're me.)

also fangs = none of that, because Jay didn't want it bit off.

Date: 2012-03-18 07:50 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-blink.livejournal.com
yes, yes, yes, I KNOW. but watching you flail is fun.

thanks for the TMI. now I can REALLY do my reading.

Date: 2012-03-18 08:00 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
I'm just sayin', if you're gonna mock, mock correctly. I have weird feet and monster teeth and gross eating habits. Plenty of things to make fun of without going down the Michael J. Fox/bad sitcom Teen Wolf road.

(oh my god are you watching the new Teen Wolf because 'rice, it is SO. BAD.)

Date: 2012-03-18 08:01 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-blink.livejournal.com
Remember Teen Wolf on ABCfamily? It was like, so bad it was good. And Merton Dingle was cute.

(I saw an ep. and then I had to turn it off because it resembled my life in the WORST ways)

Date: 2012-03-18 08:03 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
I never got to watch TV as a kid. wait, you mean big Wolf on Campus? I watched like all of that on DVD last semester.

Date: 2012-03-18 08:04 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-blink.livejournal.com
oh! yeah! that's what I meant.

can I borrow those DVDs?

Date: 2012-03-18 08:06 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Yeah, it's on the bottom shelf of my DVD holder with all the rest of the bad shows I own.

Date: 2012-03-18 08:07 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-blink.livejournal.com
I like your bad shows.

I'll come get it around dinner time. showering would be the next goal in my life.

Date: 2012-03-19 03:05 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-jeangrey.livejournal.com
I have some hangover reliever in my office if you want some. It's a concoction some of my classmates and I came up with during medical school.

It may cause some tingling in the tongue and the linger smell of chili peppers but it works.

Date: 2012-03-19 03:07 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-blink.livejournal.com
mmm, I'm okay. I showered and ate and am now enjoying TV meant for people half my page while pretending to read case-studies on hemophilia.

I think I need to know this hang over cure though in case of next time.

Date: 2012-03-19 03:08 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-jeangrey.livejournal.com
That, I'm afraid, I cannot divulge upon penalty of death from my former classmates.

Glad you're feeling better, though.

Date: 2012-03-19 03:10 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-blink.livejournal.com
boo hiss!

I'm in medical school, I count!

Date: 2012-03-19 03:20 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-jeangrey.livejournal.com
I'm sorry. It is a sacred oath we must take to help treat the world's overdrinkers. It is not something we take lightly...lest it be put in the wrong hands by inadvertent means.

The world as we know it could be put at risk.

There could be chaos. Dogs and cats. Living together. Mass hysteria.

Date: 2012-03-19 03:21 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-blink.livejournal.com
I'll go get my sensible shoes...

Date: 2012-03-19 03:26 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-jeangrey.livejournal.com
Proper footwear is important when attending to major alcohol-related incidents.

Date: 2012-03-19 03:27 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-blink.livejournal.com
nonskid is important.

upchucking may occur.

Date: 2012-03-19 03:31 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-jeangrey.livejournal.com
Among other things.

When I was a resident one of the patients, who was horribly drunk, managed to shove 6 thumbtacks up his nose...

And this is why having a designated hoverer is important to keep you from doing stupid things while drunk.

Date: 2012-03-19 03:35 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-blink.livejournal.com
...wow, that's special.

my fave so far is the girl who "accidentally" found a barbie doll in her ass and then couldn't get it out.

Date: 2012-03-19 03:39 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-jeangrey.livejournal.com
Medicine is fun, isn't it?

Makes you want to hide in the break room sometimes to stifle the giggling.

Date: 2012-03-19 03:41 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-blink.livejournal.com
Oh, definitely.

There's actually a whole book about things found in people that should not be there. Not just in their asses.

Date: 2012-03-19 03:45 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-jeangrey.livejournal.com
When I go to medical conferences there's usually a section of the night devoted to the person who can tell the best medical story. The winner gets a "golden" stethoscope that gets kept until the next conference.

The last guy, Marty, treated a guy who had shoved a lightbulb somewhere.

Date: 2012-03-19 03:57 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-blink.livejournal.com
that just makes it better, really.

I'd like to think that it is common sense not to shove anything breakable in places like that, but clearly, common sense is not common. Though, it does at least make the barbie more understandable. slightly.

Date: 2012-03-19 03:59 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-jeangrey.livejournal.com
There's always someone out there who thinks it'll be okay and then it gets put in a medical manual in case someone tries it again.

Date: 2012-03-19 04:12 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-blink.livejournal.com
so long as I am not that person, I am okay with this!

Date: 2012-03-19 12:26 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-skin.livejournal.com
Isn't there a psych disorder that makes people eat things that aren't food? Like nails and glass and stuff.

Date: 2012-03-19 12:31 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-blink.livejournal.com
yes, there is. It's called Pica.

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