and then when i go to school tomorrow they can be all 'what happened' and i can say i got bit by my ex and it'd be a GREAT STORY. which is better than 'oh, hangovers suck.'
Hey hey hey. Werewolves turn into wolves. *I* am sorta-fuzzy and fangy all the time, 24/7 365/6 days a year. Nick and Rahne and occasionally Marius when he's bored of only having two legs are werewolves. I am an atavistic possibly vulpine feral mutant without trans formative capability.
(Look, you listen to Docs Moira, Hank and Jean say it enough, it sticks, even if you're me.)
also fangs = none of that, because Jay didn't want it bit off.
I'm just sayin', if you're gonna mock, mock correctly. I have weird feet and monster teeth and gross eating habits. Plenty of things to make fun of without going down the Michael J. Fox/bad sitcom Teen Wolf road.
(oh my god are you watching the new Teen Wolf because 'rice, it is SO. BAD.)
I'm sorry. It is a sacred oath we must take to help treat the world's overdrinkers. It is not something we take lightly...lest it be put in the wrong hands by inadvertent means.
The world as we know it could be put at risk.
There could be chaos. Dogs and cats. Living together. Mass hysteria.
When I go to medical conferences there's usually a section of the night devoted to the person who can tell the best medical story. The winner gets a "golden" stethoscope that gets kept until the next conference.
The last guy, Marty, treated a guy who had shoved a lightbulb somewhere.
I'd like to think that it is common sense not to shove anything breakable in places like that, but clearly, common sense is not common. Though, it does at least make the barbie more understandable. slightly.
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Date: 2012-03-18 07:17 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2012-03-18 07:19 pm (UTC)From:the intent was a couple beers. the reality was a couple beers and more than a couple shots. car bombs are killer. hyuk hyuk.
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Date: 2012-03-18 07:19 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2012-03-18 07:21 pm (UTC)From:and then when i go to school tomorrow they can be all 'what happened' and i can say i got bit by my ex and it'd be a GREAT STORY. which is better than 'oh, hangovers suck.'
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Date: 2012-03-18 07:40 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2012-03-18 07:41 pm (UTC)From:and i'm not sleeping through class. i'm a big girl and i have coffeeeeeeee!
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Date: 2012-03-18 07:42 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2012-03-18 07:43 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2012-03-18 07:43 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2012-03-18 07:46 pm (UTC)From:but fine. i can't stand to see a grown werewolf cry.
biting does not always mean "biting off" you know. also, with Jay I am sure it was more sucking.
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Date: 2012-03-18 07:48 pm (UTC)From:(Look, you listen to Docs Moira, Hank and Jean say it enough, it sticks, even if you're me.)
also fangs = none of that, because Jay didn't want it bit off.
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Date: 2012-03-18 07:50 pm (UTC)From:thanks for the TMI. now I can REALLY do my reading.
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Date: 2012-03-18 08:00 pm (UTC)From:(oh my god are you watching the new Teen Wolf because 'rice, it is SO. BAD.)
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Date: 2012-03-18 08:01 pm (UTC)From:(I saw an ep. and then I had to turn it off because it resembled my life in the WORST ways)
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Date: 2012-03-18 08:03 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2012-03-18 08:04 pm (UTC)From:can I borrow those DVDs?
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Date: 2012-03-18 08:06 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2012-03-18 08:07 pm (UTC)From:I'll come get it around dinner time. showering would be the next goal in my life.
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Date: 2012-03-19 03:05 am (UTC)From:It may cause some tingling in the tongue and the linger smell of chili peppers but it works.
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Date: 2012-03-19 03:07 am (UTC)From:I think I need to know this hang over cure though in case of next time.
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Date: 2012-03-19 03:08 am (UTC)From:Glad you're feeling better, though.
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Date: 2012-03-19 03:10 am (UTC)From:I'm in medical school, I count!
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Date: 2012-03-19 03:20 am (UTC)From:The world as we know it could be put at risk.
There could be chaos. Dogs and cats. Living together. Mass hysteria.
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Date: 2012-03-19 03:21 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2012-03-19 03:26 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2012-03-19 03:27 am (UTC)From:upchucking may occur.
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Date: 2012-03-19 03:31 am (UTC)From:When I was a resident one of the patients, who was horribly drunk, managed to shove 6 thumbtacks up his nose...
And this is why having a designated hoverer is important to keep you from doing stupid things while drunk.
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Date: 2012-03-19 03:35 am (UTC)From:my fave so far is the girl who "accidentally" found a barbie doll in her ass and then couldn't get it out.
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Date: 2012-03-19 03:39 am (UTC)From:Makes you want to hide in the break room sometimes to stifle the giggling.
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Date: 2012-03-19 03:41 am (UTC)From:There's actually a whole book about things found in people that should not be there. Not just in their asses.
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Date: 2012-03-19 03:45 am (UTC)From:The last guy, Marty, treated a guy who had shoved a lightbulb somewhere.
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Date: 2012-03-19 03:54 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2012-03-19 03:55 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2012-03-19 03:57 am (UTC)From:I'd like to think that it is common sense not to shove anything breakable in places like that, but clearly, common sense is not common. Though, it does at least make the barbie more understandable. slightly.
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Date: 2012-03-19 03:59 am (UTC)From:no subject
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Date: 2012-03-19 12:26 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2012-03-19 12:31 pm (UTC)From: