new years

[xp_blink]

I don't know if it's because I'm single or because I can legally drink, but the idea of partying and drinking until dawn does not sound appealing this year. I'm clearly losing my game.

My scrubs today are bedazzled.

Comments

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I like the eyebrows. They sparkle when I wiggle them.

But I'm pretty sure I would've had to be awake to ask.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

do you really think I'd do something like this without permission?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Absolutely. Just to get back at me for glitterbombing your room and sticky tacking that mustache on your Bowie poster.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

At least you avoided the sacred Area.

I am an understanding overlord.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

No, no. I'm the Benevolent Overlord. You're my Trusty, Scheming Sidekick who's bent on overthrowing me and usurping my throne.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

I am no one's sidekick.

I'm the scheming power behind the throne who will stab you in the back.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I think you're my Trusty, Scheming Sidekick. You've lulled me into a false sense of security.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

then you get what's coming to you, glitterface.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know the bedazzled face was the least of my worries. But now I'm on to you. Forewarned is forearmed!

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

I will strike when you least expect it.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Retaliation will be swift.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

if you can stop preening in the mirror about your shiny glitterbrows.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Why stop? They're awesome.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

GOTCHA