oh WAAAAADE

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Wade, you need this tattooed on you. I don't care that your powers make it not work. This is the best thing ever!

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Henna should last the same on you as anyone else since it just stains the top layer of skin, no damage at all.

But miss the opportunity for you to get stuck with needles hundreds of times? NEVER! Of course I'll go with you. But I'm not getting any ink myself, I've got enough.

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You need to tell the tat guy if he's getting it wrong. I'm trusting you to make my tacos look realistically taco-like. And my chilies have to be proportionate.

Doug is honor-bound to come, too, because otherwise he'd be slacking in his bff duties and we can't have that. And Marie-Ange should come just so she can laugh and critique the artist's technique or something or just, y'know. Distract me. It'll be a great outing. Tattoos and henna.

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This sounds like the start to a really awesome sitcom.

This requires the PERFECT OUTFIT!

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

The perfect outfit for me is jeans and nothing else. I can totally rock that. May's wannabe chill can take itself for a long walk off a short pier, it doesn't bother me.

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I'm thinking my green shorts.

Should probably wear shoes.

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Shoes would be good. Sparkly ones.

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but do YOU have sparkly shoes?

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I let you bedazzle at least one pair of shoes of mine. I would totally wear them, too, but I think Marie-Ange would object. Something about fashion travesty?

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I assumed MA burned them in effigy.

you should wear them anyways. Let your bling show!

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I will bling myself out, don't you even worry about it. Throwing stars don't count as bling though, do they?

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not for everyday wear. that's a specialty thing. Besides, aren't your painted black for stealthiness?

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We could paint them something else.

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yeah, but...they're throwing stars. For throwing. and damaging.