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you ever just wake up in the morning and think "today would be improved by stabbing people" and then checking your list of people you'd like to stab over coffee to see which one fits into your schedule the best?

Also, I've enrolled in a coffee-of-the-month club to try new coffees.

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It's a good thing you went into medicine. You get to stab people generally any way. ;)

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right?

sadly, I do not get to stab people as much as you would think in medicine. it kinda goes in waves.

also, they're alive when I finish stabbing them.

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Remind me that the next time you invite me for coffee, it's definitely a trap? <3

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have I ever invited you for coffee? don't you know it will stunt your growth?

[xp_dazzler]

Hey! I'm 22! And honestly, I've been 5'1" since I was like, 13, so that ship has probably long sailed.

I've made my peace with it.

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well, now you're just making me feel old.

and tall.