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Dear Clarice,

My coworker is driving me insane and I hate her. She keeps thinking I'm an idiot who doesn't know how to do my job even though I've been doing it for nearly a decade now and have significant more experience than she does, I just don't have the same fancy title after my name.

What do I do?

- experienced in my field

Dear EIMF,

Glitter bomb her in the most public way possible. Ideally using her least-preferred colour or a colour glitter that looks terrible on her. It likely won't stop her from underestimating you or talking down to you as people like that need to feel superior by putting others down, but it will make you feel better. If you do it often enough, they should at least start to learn to leave you alone.

- Clarice

Dear Clarice,

As the world's foremost fashionable teleporter, how do you handle teleporting to multiple climates without bringing a suitcase with you?

- Maximalist Packer

Dear MP,

The trick is wearing natural, breathable fibers as often as possible and to wear colour-coordinating layers so you can adjust what you are wearing easily. I also recommend a medium-sized bag, like a boho style crossbody, foldover flap backpack or a messenger bag so you can easily store unused layers...or anything else you might come across while teleporting.

- Clarice