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when I grow up

okay, so obviously this is a big what if, but... what would you do for a career if fit weren't a mutant and you had the opportunity??

Think I would have killed it as a personal stylist and shopper.

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come to me, black Friday online sales, my beloved....

girls? I'm going shopping if you want things!

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apparently one of the upcoming fall fashion trends is "Big cat."

I, for one, am very excited to see if I can wear one of our cats as an accessory.

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I don't watch anime and kdramas, but if I did, today is the day to watch.

but I'm not doing that. nope.

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Hello from paradise. I'm not missing January in New York at all. But I'm healing well.

I've entered my caftan wench phase and loving it.

sweats are fine and dandy in the cold, but nothing is better than a brightly coloured, shapeless dress in the heat.

I think I've slept more in the last couple weeks than I have in years and I swear I'm a new person.

takes more than that to keep me down

Hey all, I'm alive! Woohoo!! So much better than the alternative. I'm in France and I'll be released probably tomorrow so long as I behave. Ugh. Medical people really are the worst patients.

Anyways, I'm not coming back for a while, girlfriend is going to visit Rita Repulsa at her moon base and take a vacation. If you really really need me.... I'll be back. Because I just can't quit ya.

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once again, I'm contemplating buying an island. not a large one or one with amenities like shelter. just....a beach. trees. equatorial climate.

do I have that kind of money? no.

am I going to let that stop me? also, no.

Barbie

I have one complaint about the Barbie movie.

I look terribad in pink.

yes, it is all about the woes of being purple. Kermit understands.

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songs to do CPR to

I'm not Rick Rolling anyone. Promise.

why Thursday?

any one else want to go to the beach and get Dairy Queen?

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I bought a new sword and she needs a name.

suggestions?

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no one break themselves, I'm going to the spa and I will find every painful way you don't like to get revenge if I'm interrupted.

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anyone want to spar? I'm feeling an urge for swords today

I think I'm going to hang this on my door

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How is it April?

Why is it April?

Wasn't it January yesterday?!

this pin speaks to my soul

of course I bought it.

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anyone else get sucked into cleaning pinterest and tiktok and then they start cleaning and then they get about halfway through and realize, not only is it toxic femininity, but you've just made a bigger mess and you're just....done?

because I'm currently buried under my clothes and I can't get up.

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you know, the older I get, the more I just want to punch the salvation army bell rings in the nose.

and it is really really hard to remember that violence is not the answer.