and you say I dress funny...

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y'know, they say people become shrinks because they need help themselves. Today I give you: PROOF!

So, Doc...I like the new fashion statement. It's so...unique. All you really need is some glitter.

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[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sure he's not the only one.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

fuck you.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

What? You're my favorite plum still.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

come closer and say that. I can still kick your ass!

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Oddly enough, I've never disputed that. You don't want to be my favorite plum? Fine, what about blackberry?

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

I thought that was Jay?

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Are you suggesting because my boyfriend is gay he's gotta be a fruit? Also, he's red, more strawberry/raspberry-like.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

no, you call Jay fruity terms of endearment, not because he's gay but because you are dating him. I mean, I don't call you my little kumquat.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

That's only because I'm not bright enough.

C'mon, do I really strike you as term of endearment guy?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

If you like, ever call me your little... kiwi (What, it's a fuzzy fruit..) we're gonna have to have some words.

No fruity nicknames.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

A Kiwi is also a type of bird, you know. (This random fact brought to you by the letter Q, and the number 2.)

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, I know that. They have them at the zoo.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

They do? Why did I not know this! There must immediately be a trip to the zoo!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Uh. We have -classes- today, dude.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

After classes? Or this weekend? Zoo! There needs to be zoo and the animals!

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

you're not a kiwi, dumbass! you're more like a coconut. a manly meaty fruit which begs to be shaved and falls on peoples heads!

but I won't call you a coconut. it doesn't really flow properly.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

... I was gonna say I've never fallen on anyone's head, but I did my best to jump on Toad's head, so...