and you say I dress funny...

[xp_blink]

y'know, they say people become shrinks because they need help themselves. Today I give you: PROOF!

So, Doc...I like the new fashion statement. It's so...unique. All you really need is some glitter.

Comments

[x-leosamson.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Clarice. I assure you, this particular fashion statement was unintentional. :)

And I think I'll pass on the glitter, I'm not really a fan of it.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

What, you're not rushing to cover him in it yourself?

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

She's not allowed to do that anymore. People kept getting revenge.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Revenge, now there's something I don't consider often enough in regards to Clarice. I didn't think "not allowed" existed in the world of Clarice unless we were talking actual physics type impossibilities.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

sleep drawing? picked up the crayola instead of the mascara this morning?

you pass on glitter, but you're a fan of rainbows on your forehead. I see how it is. DISCRIMINATION I SAY!!

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

don't give him ideas!

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

I take physics and turn it inside out. I heard that Stephen Hawking has a hate-site against me for what I do to physics.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sure he's not the only one.

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

What's that, Pixie? Suggest things he could do?

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

I haven't glittered Kevin in MONTHS. or YOU.

so be nice!

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

fuck you.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

What? You're my favorite plum still.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Why does that phrasing make it sound like you're counting down the time until you can glitter me again?

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

I glitter because I care. and someone has to alleviate your all-black all the time wardrobe.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

come closer and say that. I can still kick your ass!

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Don't hate on the black, Clarice. Just because you're neon doesn't mean we all have to be.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Oddly enough, I've never disputed that. You don't want to be my favorite plum? Fine, what about blackberry?

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

you don't have to be neon, but some variety, yeesh!

also, black is a heat-seeking color so if you wear it, it keeps you warmer. whereas white is a heat-resistant color so it'll keep you cooler. Just a thought as we near summer.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

I thought that was Jay?

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

There's variety. Sometimes there's grey. Sometimes there's white.

I'm used to it, though. Well, not San Diego used to it but up here I am.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Are you suggesting because my boyfriend is gay he's gotta be a fruit? Also, he's red, more strawberry/raspberry-like.

[x-leosamson.livejournal.com]

Err. No. I don't generally wear mascara...but sleep drawing is certainly an interesting concept...

I'm afraid it was nothing more exciting than an art therapy session with a client yesterday--and I didn't notice the child was using permanent markers.

I didn't actually draw any of the artwork--except for the cat on my hand. I'm very proud of that cat. I actually managed ears.

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

I still say that isn't summer.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

you could totally wear mascara if you wanted. you are manly enough to pull it off without looking silly.

alas, the truth is rarely as fun as the guesses.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

no, you call Jay fruity terms of endearment, not because he's gay but because you are dating him. I mean, I don't call you my little kumquat.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

That's only because I'm not bright enough.

C'mon, do I really strike you as term of endearment guy?

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

it's more summer-esque than Ithaca.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

maybe you should consider blue?

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Considering...

Alright, I've considered. Moving on.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

If you like, ever call me your little... kiwi (What, it's a fuzzy fruit..) we're gonna have to have some words.

No fruity nicknames.

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

Can anyone say new picture for the yearbook?

I can!

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

A Kiwi is also a type of bird, you know. (This random fact brought to you by the letter Q, and the number 2.)

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, I know that. They have them at the zoo.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

They do? Why did I not know this! There must immediately be a trip to the zoo!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Uh. We have -classes- today, dude.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

After classes? Or this weekend? Zoo! There needs to be zoo and the animals!

[xp_daytripper]

Pictures for the distance-challenged! This I have to see!

(Hey Doc. Long time no see and all.)

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

you're not a kiwi, dumbass! you're more like a coconut. a manly meaty fruit which begs to be shaved and falls on peoples heads!

but I won't call you a coconut. it doesn't really flow properly.

[x-leosamson.livejournal.com]

I...

Thank you. I think.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

You're welcome!

[x-leosamson.livejournal.com]

I suddenly find my schedule very booked. :)

[x-leosamson.livejournal.com]

I have managed to avoid pictures so far--I'm afraid you'll have to use your imagination.

And hello! It has been a while. Please do stop by anytime you're in the mansion. :)

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

... I was gonna say I've never fallen on anyone's head, but I did my best to jump on Toad's head, so...

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sorry doctor, were you expecting me to not take your picture while I was running past? No? Oh well!

[x-leosamson.livejournal.com]

...oh, dear.

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

I respond well to bribes. Especially edible bribes. :D

[x-leosamson.livejournal.com]

Err. I know the owner of the Magnolia Bakery?

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

I don't even know what that is but it sounds tasty! I'm in!