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y'know, they say people become shrinks because they need help themselves. Today I give you: PROOF!

So, Doc...I like the new fashion statement. It's so...unique. All you really need is some glitter.

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She's not allowed to do that anymore. People kept getting revenge.

Revenge, now there's something I don't consider often enough in regards to Clarice. I didn't think "not allowed" existed in the world of Clarice unless we were talking actual physics type impossibilities.

I take physics and turn it inside out. I heard that Stephen Hawking has a hate-site against me for what I do to physics.

Oh, I'm sure he's not the only one.

fuck you.

What? You're my favorite plum still.

come closer and say that. I can still kick your ass!

Oddly enough, I've never disputed that. You don't want to be my favorite plum? Fine, what about blackberry?

I thought that was Jay?

Are you suggesting because my boyfriend is gay he's gotta be a fruit? Also, he's red, more strawberry/raspberry-like.

no, you call Jay fruity terms of endearment, not because he's gay but because you are dating him. I mean, I don't call you my little kumquat.

That's only because I'm not bright enough.

C'mon, do I really strike you as term of endearment guy?

If you like, ever call me your little... kiwi (What, it's a fuzzy fruit..) we're gonna have to have some words.

No fruity nicknames.

A Kiwi is also a type of bird, you know. (This random fact brought to you by the letter Q, and the number 2.)

Dude, I know that. They have them at the zoo.

They do? Why did I not know this! There must immediately be a trip to the zoo!

Uh. We have -classes- today, dude.

After classes? Or this weekend? Zoo! There needs to be zoo and the animals!

you're not a kiwi, dumbass! you're more like a coconut. a manly meaty fruit which begs to be shaved and falls on peoples heads!

but I won't call you a coconut. it doesn't really flow properly.

... I was gonna say I've never fallen on anyone's head, but I did my best to jump on Toad's head, so...

don't give him ideas!

What's that, Pixie? Suggest things he could do?

I haven't glittered Kevin in MONTHS. or YOU.

so be nice!

Why does that phrasing make it sound like you're counting down the time until you can glitter me again?

I glitter because I care. and someone has to alleviate your all-black all the time wardrobe.

Don't hate on the black, Clarice. Just because you're neon doesn't mean we all have to be.

you don't have to be neon, but some variety, yeesh!

also, black is a heat-seeking color so if you wear it, it keeps you warmer. whereas white is a heat-resistant color so it'll keep you cooler. Just a thought as we near summer.